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Things Not To Say To Your Wife
“Baby that was not actually a five inch cockroach on the wall above your head. When it hit the floor I could see it better and it just had really long wings.” If my spouse is looking for me, I’ll be...
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This intimate, personal, and vulnerable side of blogging sh** is going to...
Yesterday I was flattered and delighted to see that I was given a “Liebster Award” badge from the Sunday Dinner Farm girl. I love homesteading blogs – in part because I am the anti-homesteader. I...
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I think perhaps I am supposed to experience some sort of guilt over this?
After a dance class, two birthday parties, and a snowball fight, my girls collapsed from exhaustion in the car around 4:00 pm today. In my defense, I did attempt to wake them both at 5:30 for dinner....
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It’s all fun games until it’s 20 degrees outside and some poor hot mess locks...
In the past 24 hours, my poor clumsy Stumps has inexplicably charged full speed into a number of large, decidedly visible objects. First the corner of a birthday cake table, and then a large concrete...
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Lessons in marital courtesy from my preschooler
Earlier today while we were visiting a local park , Husband was messing around with some wifi access. Beans and I walked away to go check out an outdoor dinosaur trail, knowing that Husband would...
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Stumps-isms from just the last 90 minutes of our Tuesday evening
“My best friend in the whole wide world is Miss Rachel’s daughter. What’s her name again?” If I were Miss Rachel’s daughter and overheard Stumps expressing this thoughtful, touching, and heartfelt...
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What on earth are we teaching our little girls?
Somewhat surprisingly and entirely sweetly, Stumps’ favorite book is currently the Bible. Specifically a version she received as a gift called The Children’s Discovery Bible. She asks us to read...
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About the unweaning of my 35 lb infant
They say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. So I admit it – I am having a problem letting go. You see, I am ridiculously in love with babies. So much so that it may be some...
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“…Intimacy! That’s the you in me…”
I can neither confirm nor deny that tonight’s Top 10 List items are true stories of romance from the House of Stumps and Beans. ********************************************************************* You...
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I’m on it
Let’s be honest. I think we all know that I am the last mom to, say, create a from-scratch leprechaun trap, have a leprechaun hunt, and dye the water in the toilet bowl green. After I microwave a...
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